The chicken crossed the road. This fact is rarely disputed. But why did the chicken cross the road? No entirely satisfactory explanation has ever been agreed upon.
The most popular reason is purely that the chicken crossed to get to the other side.
If this is correct then many jokes have been spoiled or ruined
This article might or might not true. In year xxxx, war happened between country X and country Y. This might be the Third World War which many people are worried about. This war had caused many people died and wounded. The victims there were like a cat on the hot bricks. Some countries decided to send troopers to there to stop the war. Actually, this situation is as many cooks spoiled the soup.
If this is correct then many jokes have been spoiled or ruined
This article might or might not true. In year xxxx, war happened between country X and country Y. This might be the Third World War which many people are worried about. This war had caused many people died and wounded. The victims there were like a cat on the hot bricks. Some countries decided to send troopers to there to stop the war. Actually, this situation is as many cooks spoiled the soup.
In country Z, the government decided to send spies to there to stop the war by stealing their documents and technologies . This is the only way to stop the war. However, all the men in this country were used to become the soldier, as to defend the country but not to offence these countries. So, the CHICKENS were used to become the spy. Why the ducks or geese were not chosen ?
The answers are, duck are lazy, it also walks with a speed that could make a tortoise laughs. Goose likes to force the enemies for paying attention on it. It is so stupid that it might be shot down by the enemies. So, chickens are suitable for this mission as they are neither not annoying nor lazy, but a little chicken-hearted .(T hat’s why they are used in this idiom). Moreover, people said chicken are timid and stupid. Some might correct but some might be wrong. Why the cock could wake everyone off from their sleep in the morning? I also don’t know.
After a week training, a chicken had started the mission after walking out from its base. It walked carefully and stealthy , paying attention on surrounding as there may be an enemy. Firstly, it had to cross the bridge. Then, the grassland, the mountain and finally it arrived at the front of the enemy’s base with exhausted . Suddenly, a dog appeared in front pf the chicken. The chicken made neither head nor tail on the dog.
“What are you looking for?” The chicken asked.
“Mmm…. Yummy chicken. I want it to be roasted.” Said the dog.
“Yes, I also feel a little hungry now.” The chicken replied. (It had forgotten it is a chicken).
“The food is just in front of me. I want to have it now!” The dog said.
The chicken was shocked. Anger could be seen from its eyes. Luckily, this chicken was highly trained in martial art. It used its chicken chop (Chicken again) to get rid of the dog. The dog beat a hasty retreat after being hit by the chicken. The chicken walked into the base and stole the technologies and information of country X . These information was successfully be sent to the country Z . After the chicken walked out from the base, many dogs which wanted to take revenge surrounded this chicken, snarled and ready to attack the chicken.
“Oh no!” The chicken said and ran away from the dogs. The dogs chased it . As there was a road there, it crossed it without looking around for vehicles. This chicken crossed the road again and again as it was chased by the dogs , non stop.
Although the war had been stopped due to the successful mission by the chicken, the chicken was still running across the road , chased by the dogs. This story seems that could not be finished, until today.
